Nintendo unveils “Wii Fiddle”

Video games giant Nintendo has unveiled the latest game for its hugely popular Wii console, the “Wii fiddle” expense-claim simulator.

Building on the recent craze for completing morally questionable refund claims at public expense, the game enables players to complete ‘virtual’ semi-fraudulent expense paperwork for a frivolous luxury, starting off with a new floor-mop and increasing in difficulty over dozens of levels to moat-cleaning and tennis-court-resurfacing.

The new game will be released in June and cost £39.99, plus £3.54 for pet food and £1,600 for gutter cleaning.